I gotta guy.
Consider it handled.
Websites, social media, content and automation for businesses that would rather be running the business. Send it over. We know a guy.
Three meetings. Still nothing live? That's cute.
What do you need done?
Send us what you've got. We'll ask the right questions, agree on the job, and get moving.
Websites
You're good at what you do. Your website should probably mention that.
New sites, updates, and fixes.
What you get
- A site built for your business, hosted and kept current
- Change requests every month
- Or buy it outright and own it
Social media
Your last post was three months ago. Let's give people a sign of life.
Send the photos, news, or offer. We'll help turn it into something worth posting.
What you get
- Posts drafted from what you send
- Nothing goes out until you approve it
- Published to your website now
Early access: automated publishing to social channels isn't live yet; Facebook and Instagram are waiting on Meta review.
Content
You've got something to say. We'll make it sound like you meant to.
Copy, photos, and video for your website, social channels, and campaigns.
What you get
- Website copy in your voice
- Photos and video to go with it
- Material for your campaigns
Automation
Still doing that by hand? We should talk.
Connected tools, lead follow-up, and fewer repetitive tasks.
What you get
- The tools you already use, connected
- Leads followed up
- The repetitive steps off your plate
The family
Everybody needs a guy. We know guys.
The family isn't a staff list. They're the names on the desks, and it's how we keep the work straight.
Cousin Mikey
Websites
I looked at your website. We're not gonna talk about it. We're gonna fix it.
Cousin Vinny
Social media
A photo of the new truck and two good sentences. That's a post. You're overthinking it.
Little Joey
Content
Everybody's “passionate about quality.” Tell me what you actually do and I'll write it so people believe it.
Uncle Sal
Automation
You type the same thing into three places every Monday? Sit down. Let me show you something.
You don't pick a cousin. You send it over; we route it.
You don't need six people copied on an email. You need someone on it.
Send the idea, the problem, or the thing you've been putting off. We'll clarify what needs doing, agree on the scope and cost, and keep the work moving. You'll know who to contact and when it's ready for your review.
Pricing
Priced like a guy, not an agency.
Plain numbers from the price list. We agree on the job before anything starts.
Available now
Website subscription
$149 /month
$299 activation · 12-month term
Website purchase
$1,999 one time
Yours to keep. Hosting is separate.
Hosting and maintenance $59/month for a site you bought.
Early access In development
Social automation
$99 /month
No activation fee · Month to monthInquiry only
Website + social
$199 /month
$299 activation · 12-month termInquiry only
These include social publishing, which isn't live yet, so they can't be bought here. Ask and we'll set you up as it opens.
Anyway. What do you need done?
Send us the thing you've been meaning to get to.
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